Bitch, I love youYour perfumed scent is intoxicating, my love;Your eyes are like two of the sun. My heart belongs only to you, my love;I'll beat you 'til I'm good and done.Remember the time of our honeymoon, love?We traveled to the shores of the south.I'll sing you a tune if you promise me, love,That you'll stop whining and shut your whore mouth.I'll cook for you all of your meals, my love,Your favorite ham, tender and warm. The handcuffs are ready now, sweet love, my dear,What makes you think I'd do you harm?